The final words of notorious death row killers before they were executed

Some go quiet. Others go bitter, philosophical or just plain unhinged. A few even try for funny. The final words of the condemned can be surprising, disturbing, revealing and sometimes even mildly amusing. Whether they’re driven by defiance, guilt or sheer performance, each line tells you something about how these death row killers met the end. From (in)famous names like Bundy and Wuornos to forgotten killers long since buried, here are some of the most infamous last words ever spoken by murderers before their execution… (Picture: Rex/AP/Getty)

Ted Bundy

Portrait of Ted Bundy. (Photo by Bettmann/Corbis/Getty Images)
‘I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.’

Bundy’s death in Florida’s electric chair in 1989 drew huge public attention, not least because of the extent of the serial killer’s infamy. Charming, educated and deeply disturbed, he murdered and assaulted young women across multiple states before his capture. Unlike his theatrical trial behaviour, his final moments were oddly subdued. There was no last-minute outburst or confession from Ted Bundy. Just a short, polite message passed to those he’d once known and loved (Picture: Bettmann/Corbis/Getty Images)

Clarence Ray Allen

This undated handout photo shows California's oldest condemned man Clarence Ray Allen, who was denied clemency by the state's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on January 13, 2006. Allen is scheduled to be executed on January 17, 2006, a day after he turns 76. Allen, shown here in this picture which was introduced and received as evidence during the penalty phase at Allen's 1982 trial, is legally blind, uses a wheelchair and suffers from chronic heart disease and diabetes. Allen was sentenced to death for ordering in 1980 the killings of three people while serving a life sentence for murder. QUALITY FROM SOURCE NO SALES NO ARCHIVES FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY REUTERS/California Department of Corrections/Handout
My last words will be, Hoka Hey, it’s a good day to die. Thank you very much. I love you all. Goodbye.’

At 76, Clarence Ray Allen was one of the oldest men ever to be executed in the United States. Put to death by lethal injection at San Quentin in 2006, he’d already been serving a life sentence for murder when he ordered the killing of three witnesses from behind bars. The former businessman showed little remorse and faced the end with a strange calm. His choice of words summed up his stoicism – a Native American battle cry that meant he wasn’t afraid to meet his maker (Picture: REUTERS)

William Bonin

William Bonin, known as the 'Freeway Killer' is led from Los Angeles County Courthouse after being charged with the murder of a West German student, July 25th 1980. The body of Marcus Grabs was found last August in Malibu Canyon, one of 41 murders of young white males attributed to Bonin. (Photo by UPI/Bettmann Archive/Getty Images)
‘I would suggest that when a person has a thought of doing anything serious against the law, that before they did that, they should go to a quiet place and think about it seriously.’

The so-called ‘Freeway Killer’ was convicted of murdering and sexually assaulting at least 14 teenage boys and young men during a crime spree in California which lasted from 1968 to 1980. A Vietnam veteran and former truck driver, Bonin’s crimes were marked by their brutality. He died by lethal injection in 1996, leaving behind a strangely moralistic lecture that suggested he saw himself as a man in a unique position to offer up a little advice to any would-be attackers out there listening (Picture: UPI/Bettmann Archive/Getty Images)

George Bernard Harris

After winning big in a Kansas City, Mo., craps game on March 11, 1989, George Bernard Harris gave $500 to a man in exchange for two machine guns, then enlisted a second man to hold the guns for safekeeping. The second man enlisted a third ? but when Harris wanted the guns back later that night, the third man couldn't find them, and Harris shot him dead with a revolver. According to the Clark County Prosecuting Attorney's Office, he was later picked up for a robbery, then charged and convicted for the murder and executed on Sept. 13, 2000. His last words: "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney."
‘Someone needs to kill my trial attorney.’

Executed in Missouri in 2000, Harris went out angry. And with a real axe to grind. Convicted of robbery and murder, he’d spent years claiming his defence lawyer had failed him. His final words weren’t for victims or family but aimed squarely at the man who’d represented him. Poorly, in his eyes. Even in his last moments, he seemed determined to assign blame rather than accept any (Picture: Clark County Prosecutors Office)

Aileen Wuornos

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‘I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mothership and all – I’ll be back.’

Aileen Wuornos, a rare female serial killer, was executed in Florida in 2002 for murdering seven men she claimed tried to assault her while she worked as a sex worker. Her last statement was rambling and apocalyptic, full of odd religious and science fiction references. It captured her mental state in those final years – defiant, delusional and oddly theatrical. Almost two and a half decades later and Wuornos has not been back. And nor has the mothership (Picture:: Lantern Lane/Everett/Shutterstock)

Gary Gilmore

Police photo of murderer Gary Gilmore- he was executed at the Utah state prison by firing squad 17/01/1977 at the age of 37.
‘Let’s do it!’

In 1977, Gilmore became the first person executed in the US for a decade after the reinstatement of the death penalty. A drifter who murdered two men in Utah in 1976, he insisted on dying rather than sitting out decades of appeals. When asked for final words before the firing squad, he cut straight to the point. His blunt reply became famous, later echoed by an advertising slogan that turned his grim resolve into cultural shorthand for action. We’re not joking about that, either. Nike’s ‘Just Do It’ slogan – perhaps the most famous commercial tagline ever created – was inspired by the last three words of a convicted killer before he was shot in the head by four volunteer police officers (Picture: AP)

John Spenkelink

Convicted criminal John Spenkelink (1949 - 1979), on death row at Florida State Prison in Raiford, Florida, November 16th 1977. (Photo by UPI/Bettmann Archive/Getty Images)
‘Capital punishment… Them without the capital get the punishment.’

The curiously-named Spenkelink was the first man executed in Florida after the death penalty was reinstated. Convicted of murdering a travelling companion in 1973, he refused to plead for clemency. His parting comment was sharp and bitter, summing up what he saw as a system tilted against the poor. It’s a line that outlived him, repeated ever since as a cynical truth about justice, money, corruption and privilege (Picture: UPI/Bettmann Archive/Getty Images)

Jimmy Glass

Infamous last words from criminals on death row Jimmy Glass
‘I’d rather be fishing.’

Glass was sentenced to die for the murder of an elderly couple during a burglary committed after escaping from jail in Louisiana. He met the electric chair in 1987 at just 25 years old. His final remark, casual and offhand, felt almost absurd. There was no apology, no reflection – just a shrug at fate, as if he were thinking of something better to do on a Friday afternoon (Picture: Bettmann Archive/Getty Images)

John Wayne Gacy

FILE PHOTO -- This is John Wayne Gacy's police arrest photo from Dec. 21, 1978. Following intensive research, investigation and surveillance, Gacy was arrested by the Des Plaines (Ill.) Police Department on Thursday, Dec. 21, 1978. After being charged with and serving time for 33 murders, Gacy was executed in 1994 by lethal injection. Today, Monday, Nov. 23, 1998, technicians began preliminary work on a possible excavation at an apartment building on Chicago's Northwest Side in search of as many as four more possible victims of the mass murderer. The apartment building at one time, was the home of Gacy's mother, and Gacy had done some construction work there. The information regarding the location was recently released from a retired Chicago police officer who said he had seen Gacy carrying a shovel near the area at about 3 a.m. one day in 1975. The former officer reportedly thought little of the Gacy sighting until three years later, when Gacy was charged with 33 murders. The apartment building is about four miles away from Gacy's house. (Des Plaines Police Department, Tim Boyle)
‘Kiss my a**.’

Illinois’ most notorious ever resident and the killer of at least 33 young men and boys, John Wayne Gacy, appeared – to those he met in his community – really rather nice. A politically engaged Democrat, well-loved local builder and children’s entertainer (he moonlit as ‘Pogo the Clown’ at weekends), friends, family, neighbours and clients couldn’t quite believe that the man was responsible for the scale of sociopathic carnage he left buried in his house. Known to have joked with police once arrested that ‘the only crime he was truly guilty of’ was ‘operating a cemetery without a license,’ his last words were notably less sardonic and clever (Picture: Des Plaines Police Department/Getty Images)

George Appel

Last Words: ?Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.? While getting strapped to the electric chair, George Appel suddenly found the situation humorous, and delivered those infamous last words. These words quickly spread through the public and became more remembered than his actual crime. He was convicted of first degree murder for killing a police officer, although little is known about that murder.
‘All the ladies love baked apples… Damn, no power outage.’

Cop killer Appel clearly fancied himself as something of a comedian. When he was sent to the chair in New York City back in 1928, he had no designs on begging for his life, insulting anyone in the penal system or going off with a philosophical statement. He had a gag lined up. A pun on his name which is obviously mildly funny. But the witty murderer wasn’t happy with that, so he snuck in a cheeky follow-up gag before they sent the volts through him. What an encore, eh? (Picture: Queensland State Library/Wikimedia Commons)

Carl Panzram

(Original Caption) Washington, DC.: Alleged By Slayer Captured After Six Years. Photo shows Carl Panzram who is being held by district police here awaiting indictment on two charges of alleged housebreaking in Washington. Panzram is also said to have confessed to the murder of a boy near Boston in 1922. Two Boston detectives are in Washington to take Panzram to Salem for trial in the alleged murder.
‘Hurry up! I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around.’

We end with one of the more unsettling and infamous final last words delivered by a convicted killer, those of the infamously unrepentant and savagely violent serial killer, rapist, burglar and all-round psychopath, Carl Panzram. His biography is one full of such hardship, violence and cruelty that it makes for quite disturbing bedtime reading. Authorities at the time believed Panzram to be responsible for the rapes of thousands of young men and boys and perhaps hundreds of murders. Committed over three decades across 13 states. His final arrest was in 1928. He was hanged in 1930. And those last words? Knowing his penchant for brutality, you don’t doubt what he said before the noose shut him up for good (Picture: Bettmann Archive)

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