Soundproof walls, a private hot tub, blackout curtains, and a sex swing.
These are just some of the X-rated features on offer at what’s been billed the ‘raunchiest’ Airbnb in the UK, explicitly labelled a ‘kinky’ retreat on the listing.
A 10-minute drive from the New Forest National Park, the two-bedroom, two-bathroom townhouse is fittingly named ‘Casa Amor.’
There’s also a pillory bed complete with ropes, restraints and handcuffs, an intimacy couch, and a discreet private garden entrance leading to the hot tub area, which is tucked away out of sight from the neighbours.
The 169 reviewers have given it an average of five stars for cleanliness…just in case you were wondering.
Benefitting from a city centre location, the property is right in the centre of the unassuming city of Southampton, which might appear relatively innocent on the surface, but has its sexy secrets.
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And apparently, Southampton’s favourite costume is fantasy and roleplay. In case you were wondering, cherry is the lube flavour of choice.
One 2024 study from the University of Brighton also found that between 20 and 30% of the UK population have engaged in kinky practices, while up to 70% of adults have fantasised about trying them.
Spread across three floors, the Airbnb kitchen looks like any other rental, fitted with sparkling white surfaces, black marble floors and a fluffy rug.
Moving along to the first bedroom, though, is where things get spicy, with an ornate black and gold theme, a black suede armchair that, fitted right in the corner, could easily operate as a cuck chair (it’s very clearly angled towards the bed – need we say more?).
The sex swing stands proud in the middle of an adjacent room, flooded with red lighting and a mirror wall for those who like more of a 360 view while they’re, ahem, getting down and dirty with it.
The second bedroom continues with much the same theme, taking things up a notch with a pillory bed (a bondage device complete with a wooden frame for the head and hands), blackout curtains and blinds, and all the trimmings, including restraints and handcuffs. Just don’t lose the key.
Things are similarly sexy in the main bathroom, complete with a rainfall shower and plenty of mirrors for, well, presumably kinky purposes. One of them has a light, though, which also comes in handy for applying eyeliner.
Want to book a sexy retreat? The prices tend to vary depending on the number of guests, but one night for two comes in at a slightly pricey £340.
‘Would highly recommend for a chilled kinky break away,’ wrote one user upon their second visit. ‘We can’t wait to come back again soon.’
Another booked the getaway for their wife’s birthday, and noted that ‘it was amazing all down to the last detail.’
Meanwhile, another guest said that they wanted to do something special for their partner’s 40th birthday – and they weren’t disappointed.
They penned: ‘This place helped us forget life and just be in the moment. It reignited our passion and helped me experiment sexually.’
Another said they’d endorse it for any couple ‘looking to spice things up,’ writing: ‘The adult games were a nice touch to get the entertainment started…my husband and I had a fantastic time.’
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